my name is regina klemp, welcome to our class "german for turkish fellow citizens". first i want to know your names, for how long you've been living in germany and if you already know some german. murat, please start. hello! my name is murat ã–zgã¼l. i was born in germany, but due to the fact that my parents only speak turkish at home my german is not that good. especially the grammar and the pronunciation are very difficult for me. well, murat it's quite evident that you have problems with that. and i have to admit that i did not understand everything you said, was it something about grammar and pronunciation?
but that's what we are here for. let's start with a simple sentence. who can tell me his name and where he lives in one sentence? yes. hello! my name is orhan and i live in germany. oh dear! well, we have to work on that and correct it! "i am orhan. i live in germany." so. let's examine that. "i am" is already wrong. you've mixed up verb and personal pronoun. so the correct term would be, and please pay attention to the proper pronunciation: "is me" so it is not "i am orhan" but "is me orhan". and because you are in company of your peer group you have to put "fucker" at the beginning of the sentence. so the correct sentence is: "fucker, is me orhan. all together now.
very, very good! and now the second part. i live in germany". you see it, don't you…the same mistake. please put the verb in front of the personal pronoun. so it should be: "live i in" and we can keep the preposition her. "live i in… " so and who knows the correct term for germany now? gã¼lay?i'm not sure, but i think it is "potato-eater-land"? i know…"pig-eater-land". very well… hã¼lya. so what would the corrected sentence be? orhan? well, i have to think about that. i'm giving it a try: "fucker, is me orhan, live i in pig-eater-land." very well done! just a small part is missing, orhan. if you are addressing a female person you have to end the sentence with: "bitch". give it another try!
"fucker, is me orhan, live i in pig-eater-land, bitch!"very very well! all together now. that's great. all of you already speak german very well, unbelievable. so the first lesson is over. and as a homework for next week learn the sentence: "get me jacket, ya vic, else i make ya knife". see you! man, german is very difficult! see ya all next week, suckers. fo sure, c u bitch.