[ wha-psh! ] top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to resident evil 7 the dlcs came out on pc now this time last time i was playing it on the ps4 which kind of annoyed me because i hate using the controller for stuff like this where i have to aim super finely and things like that so i'm glad now that it's out on the psc oh the psc? *chuckles* the playstation computer!
so glad it's out on that, so we tried nightmare which was survive until morning using guns, traps and skills bedroom was really good, escape from the confinement using only your wits. 21 is playing a sadistic card game. so i think i'm gonna skip that one because i think it's a lot like nightmare *um* and we can go back and jack's *uh* birthday is a thing jack's 55th birthday is also a thing but i think it's also just like a little
fun mode rather than being a story driven thing so, i wanted to play daughters this time because it says experience the - experience the beginning of the baker's tragic story. so i'm really interested in that i want to see what's going on because you can see here we have lucas, jack, marguerite, zoe and eveline right here so i want to see how they- how eveline came to them and how all that stuff kinda progressed play daughters. yes! three years ago, the bakers were like any other family.
they had just finished a family dinner, listening to the raindrops hammering against the window panes as they ate. a moment of peace and quiet - their last for some time. okay, so we are playing as zoe! or at least, this is her tape. breaking news! hmmm... it's weird that they use like real people and real footage. ah! i know where i am.
aww they're all normal. this is so weird aw i'm going to feel bad for them now at the end of this "u.n. security council passes motion to keep aid workers- stationed in edonia." is that eveline? aw this is sad they are all normal and nice and not eating pieces of people. you're still an asshole, i still dont like you. 10/26 anniversary
26th of october is their anniversary, apparently. good to know. so this is just where we were at the start of the other game anyway so this is really cool, it's cool to be part of it before everything went down and they are all normal looking like marguerite's face is all clean and her hair is all nicely tidy'd up and everything. ohh i love that i love sitting in it. as much as i complain about the rain. i know i complain about the rain a lot.
living in ireland and everything. that's mainly just a joke at this point. but i love sitting here and listening to the rain listening to a pitter patter, its very calming um right, ok so lets search around. ok so that was eveline. a little recap from the main game is that the boat she was on went to shit and drifted in-in land.. i guess. here? it's a bit weird because it seemed they were out in the middle of the ocean, all of a sudden she crashed the ship. and then in ended up-- in the middle of, like--
where are we? louisiana? is the deputy out there? ok i want to look around first, just in case there is any- like secrets. or if we can see stuff before shit went down oh, i can go in here! what's in here though? ooooo a different car. "this rope seems sturdy" o..k..?
i'm interested as well and some of them will probably go over my head to see if there's some stuff here like harkining back or a little call back to what actually goes on in the main game, that i might miss like that rope probably has-- "daddy loves this car. he would be furious if you drove it." like that rope have a--a-a connection. to something that happened in the main game and now i just forget. cool! moving on. i wonder where- he said he brought her to lucas's room right? what's goin' on, momma?
ok thanks! "shopping list jack: glasses cleaner and new underwear" "lucas: condensers flash disk"? "zoe: *wants* shaving cream." i will in a minute! i'm busy looking around! do i have to go down there? or can i just go through the door? love you mamma.
ooo and this is all intact. this is all broken in the main game this stuff is still boarded up though. so did they board up all that stuff up then because of the storm? cause the way it looks when you play it, it's like oh they boarded it up because, like , oh, scary game kinda thing. oh i got a lighter. but maybe there actually was a reason. ah right. okay! i am just fiddlin around,
i am just looking around to see if there is anything extra! i should actually just progress what's supposed to happen. cause i have a feeling i'll be able to look around the house. regardless so lets go down and actually do this fresh clothes? "to do: fix the upstairs window" ok so maybe that's why "nail up some plywood, call the glass people later. lucas' birthday present power tool? ask zoe about it"
i don't fucking know i don't like him "change of clothes" coolio! so i can still go down there if i want but, i don't really see the point... there's no hole in the wall this time. jack's not gonna power out through it and kill me! ahh and this door is normal. so
that's really bizarre cause this is like the- the bull door. and there was a lot of shit in here as well so why did they make that stuff? i mean i guess- "it's locked from the other side." okie-dokey time to head up stairs! so they did that after eveline-- 'entranced' them. i guess. i know! god! fuck! leave me alone!
* whatever mom! i'm going upstairs! i'm going to my room! *sigh* #15yearsold *chuckles* this place pretty much looks the same. there's nothing in any of these things. which is weird cause now, i'm basically just looking at my own house. this door is open this time. and now what begs the question is who put all those items all around before?
"no one has cleared up the dishes" okay? [reading] "you could hook something onto this" rope! *sad* oooo everything's so normal. its so weird. oh god. don't leave me alone with the demon child! okay. so i-there actually is stuff to do then because i need to get items to be able to open some shit, so i don't know-
what the game play for this section is gonna be like. hi! ohh jesus oh god why? oooh i use the lighter now. that's cool. and the flame effect is actually better this time. it doesn't fly all over the place. ahh, um, more like a demon... baby. okay that's locked. that's all boarded up. okay!
only one way to go i guess! i like this, i like the story dlc's where the fuck is the light coming from in these areas.there's like a light in the corner. and on that. don't scare me! oh god. is she possessing my family? leave them alone, they're my parents! well then.
ah no. lucas! mama? mommy dearest? you're scaring me! mom? there's the lantern on the wall. ah bugs argh jesus christ! not again ewww
oh! okay (3x) i got it, i got it. i know where the rope is. gonna get the rope. rope man! so marguerite was the first to turn. common i had this opened. back it up just in case, something wants to just *bah*. i don't want that. i don't like that. that are the suck. ahhh. wrong button. i don't like this. ah no is daddy gonna be changed now as well? is he drowning her?
ah now he's changed fucking jesus that's a good fucking line. arhh jesus fucking hell. okay! okay! i'ma just um i'ma run away. can i do anything with this now? ah ha! yes please! ummmmm
this was the way out. uhhh okay, okay. i don't have anything for this! ooohhh shit. was i supposed to get something? okay maybe there's a pry-bar or something somewhere. fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. fork, fork! fork, fork, fork! no, no! leave me alone! you big bad wolf. ooo oh, did he just get in.
no, no, no, no, no! no. no! go away you fucking freaky bastard! am i just done? "you failed". okay okay, okay, okay thank game thanks. i failed. yaahh hahaa! fuck. yeah, yeah, yeah.
you oh, you fucking get rope all right. you'll get a whole pile of rope. around your fucking neck. okay, okay, okay i got it this time. now i know what i'm doing. i should have remembered the fork. come on. come on! there we go, there we go, go, go, go. you're safe! well fucking "safe" this is not the way i'm supposed to go is it?
never mind. ooh, be careful of the calvenise. she could be rusty now. oh thats fucked up kay, i'm out, i'm outy 5k. sure fucking do bruh hey mamma fuck off! i don't feel like it i feel like just being me for awhile
yaknow, i think i'm just go backpacking across europe you just fucking met her okay, okay, okay ah thats cool looking *whipsering* what is happening? don't turn around, please don't turn ar-oh fuck you don't see me shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! what are you doing?
okay, okay, she's going to come this way, fuuck! no, come up this way! yes! i mean no! shut up! no, no, no, no, fuck! fuck, go, go, go! oh their all- fuck! jesus christ! let go of me! let go of me! don't tell me i fail again let go! i'm trying to give you a hand
fuck *exasperated sigh* yeah, yeah, i get it, i get it. okay, i unlocked the door, i unlocked the door. go, go! but where to? i can't go in the fucking front door. how the fuck?! jesus man! what? neither do i
can i have the key? aw it's so sad cuz their fighting against it. these are the car key's right? yeah, car key. okay, i'm going. oh i'm going aw shit oh fuck! fuck, fuck fuck. i'm going down here going down here. i knew there was a fucking reason for this
aw jesus yup *nervous chuckle* it feels like home right now she just took them over like that *snaps* *daddies laugher* a lockpick, okay. kay, where are you jack? i don't trust you! woo this is fucking terrifying!
go, go, go. can you crawl faster please? fuuck! aw shit, come on. no fuck, come on! daddy! fuck! go away! *cries of zoe as she yells for her dad to stop* broken glass bottle the break is jagged and wicked sharp, you probably shouldn't touch the edges.
can-can i..? can i use that as like a weapon? oooh i can or-or not, fuck *whispering* okay i think i got away think i did it please? *whispering* shit no! no!
use the car key! use the car key! here we fucking go! we're out, we're out, we're out go go go! aww this isn't going to end well oh jesus (well hello there!) fuck! i met her! though, i'm not a fan of her jesus christ!
that was kinda fucked up oohh... interesting. i don't know what i could've changed i mean i got a broken bottle, maybe i could have used that for something? i don't know, 'cause all the other doors seemed to be locked. and then there was the times when i was um escaping margerite.
that when i got away she would just chase me, or i could just sneak by. then there as others- that time when she actually stopped me and gave me the keys so very interesting i'm gonna give it a shot again i'm gonna give it a shot and um explore further because i got the lock pick and i- there was another drawer upstairs in the bathroom that i didn't do anything with
can i not skip this? god dammit *chuckle* that's something i didn't catch the first time around he said he found another one cuz she said "she's so young" and he asked about the other guests and she said they're sleeping so there's other people here at this time that- that's really interesting yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up. can i move- can i move past now?
yeah y-yeah, yeah invisible walls yeah okay, i need to go down and get the lockpick thanks mama that actually got us through, perfect wait what's in the fridge? the fridge still looks gross it's all stained and weird and grody. okay, so let's go down here
let's maybe not get the broken bottle this time unless its not the lock pick that i need to actually open up the thing upstairs let's find out yeah what do you get me? 12 gauge shotgun! small component? you look like you have rebels symbol from uh, star wars on you (it's not, it's the empire) ooh is this a button?
oooooooooo okay, i have an idea uum wait can i actually-- do i need to actually get the clothes? maybe i think thats a button for the trophy in lucas' room 'cause there was a thing there that i had to use a button -er.. well not a button, but uh, i was able to use a component on it and i didn't have anything for it so
that looks like a button so maybe thats what it is. okay, trophy aha yeah, fuck you eveline! finding some sick ass secerets right now is there where he trapped oliver? oh no, that was like years and years ago kay, much is the same. zoe: i told you to keep your dirty hands off my laptop!
dum-dum: aw, your're just jealous of my hacker skills this is what you get for using the same password for your phone and your computer dipshit. awww maaan where the fuck am i supposed to find out the code? [reading] "you'll have find the password". ok, can i even leave the room now? or do i have to trigger the zoe- or the-eveline thing. i'm gonna fuck this up.
oh i can leave, okay. so what's this phone then? what's your password, bro? you're not even doing anything. damn it thought i'd be able to see something or talk to him or something like that not that he'd ever just be like: "umm... my code is... 07...92" and i'll be like "ohh thanks bro, 'ppreciate it"
[reading] i've put our guest to bed in the trailer. [reading] i told her she could have the old bedroom, but she insisted, marguerite hmmm i have to start again 'cause i wanna pay close attention to lucas this time. i wanna see if he sits down and actually use a code on his phone or something. hey, *chuckles* hey bro how's it going? yeah she's so young it's crazy right? keep an eye out, keep- keep your eyes peeled, it might be when he sits down again. 1019!
thanks, brother bear! *laughs* 1... 0... 1... 9 (zoe: "yes!") bingo! [reading] "the fuck you list" [reading] "october 2014 edition" [reading] "the old man slapped me right in the face for checking my phone during dinner. fuck you!" [reading] "i can't say one word about mama's cooking without getting yelled at. fuck you!" [reading] "all in did was look in on zoe when she was doing yoga, and she calls me a pervert. fuck you!" that one is a bit fucking weird, okay?
unless you were just looking in at a genuine curiosity as to how yoga is done but if it is was... sounds a bit creepy [reading] "the old man got drunk and started throwing all my crap in that red box out on the veranda. fuck you!" out in the veranda, so after i escape from jack? i think, that's where the veranda anyway, the thing like... the little balcony type of area dunno how to describe it, ok knock over the blocks 'sup eveline
kaaay (daddy: "you can't keep me out!") uhh pretty sure i can wasn't there always a red box in here? ok.. guess not. don't attack me now, daddy... oh, he doesn't attack me now. oh wait. ooo, there's a gap! ahhh, red box! okay.
ooh, i can actually escape! oh, okay, i get it kay, okay, i can go through the gap again. she wasn't going through it so i have to use that on the main door down here, i don't go back out through again. ahh, okay and then i guess i can go to the trailer?
so, he said there was a girl in the- well, did it say it was a girl in the trailer? yeah it said that wanted- she refused the main room. so what if it's mia? 'cause she was on the boat with uh, eveline that time. ok, this might be hard. 'cause it's hard- it's hard to avoid marguerite. super sweet, super cute, precious
ok (x5) just go, just go- don't spot me, don't spot me. uh, don't want one! i, uh- it's bad enough i have a fucking shithead older brother yes, yes, yes. yes, yes, yes! now fucking go! fucking go! to the trailer! yes! this is cool looking! it's so dark.
there's no one here- oh! it is mia! ok, wait, lets see if there's anything i'm supposed to be picking up. hello? she has the d-series! i'm seeing, fucking, shadows in the side. *reads* "the rest of the text is difficult to make out." oh, god.. um.. i'm just gonna stay here. just gonna go hide in the corner..
*sighs* she's behind me, isn't she? oh, jesus. oh, god! that's fucking creepy! aw, jesus! hi! *giggles* was that the true ending? interesting! i'm assuming so 'cause it didn't say anything else. ok!
very good! i'm glad i actually got that now, and i went back and tried it again. um, 'cause it wasn't that difficult to actually get, a lot of the same stuff happened. it was just that you had to do different sequences of them, and just go down some slightly different paths- god, what is wrong with me? *giggles* uh, but i really like that! i like how it kinda shows how everything happened. i don't think we really needed it, because it was pretty self explanatory how things kinda went down anyway,
but it- it's cool to see the family before everything broke out. it's cool to see them normal, and having a normal, regular life- lucas is still a shithead but i think he was- wasn't he one of the people that like, didn't get infected by the end or something? i don't know, i can't remember, um, but, very good! uh, i don't know what other dlc's there's gonna be- there is, uh.. a dlc coming that they said at the end of the main game,
yeah, jack's 55th birthday, *reads* "it's jack's birthday, but he's not interested in presents." "it's food he wants, so find some for him as fast as you can." so i think that that's just a, uh, a dicking around, kinda, wave fighty thing- and "ethan must die", "ethan will have his mommy"- ok, i- i read this last time, so anyway, thank you guys, so much for watching this episode,
if you liked it, punch that like button in the face, like a boss! and, high fives all 'round, wha-psh! thank you guys, and i will see all you dudes, in the next video! don't look at me like that ethan.
don't you fuckin' point your gun at me, point it at them, kill them!
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