Samstag, 19. Mai 2018

kleine badezimmer unter dem dach


kleine badezimmer unter dem dach

i don't know if this is true.i just heard a rumor that you didn't get in until 6:00 a.m.this morning. is that true?jason: that is true. james: where were you? jason: i was at a club.james: how come you're looking so fresh faced?jason: coach. james: how much coach? jason: i'm gucci with one for acouple of hours. james: gucci, what does thatmean?


do you mean -- mind if we listento some music. >> ♪ first i've seen on mylocker right down to the bonei know what the girls need i got lipstick on my -- you makeit hard to leave been around the worldwhat you need me explaining i don't really want tounderstand it oh, there it istalk dirty to me hey♪ james: talk to me about talkingdirty and the nature of such a


thing. jason: you know what's actuallycrazy? like in my younger years, like inever would speak -- james: just texted?jason: just silent. james: silent sex. jason: until this one girl toldme it was weird. james: and now you're fullvocalized. jason: vocal like --james: oh, ah, jason derulo. why not?


♪ you don't speak the languagewhat i really need to understand istalk dirty to me ♪ james: what's the most peopleyou've ever had sleep in your bed? jason: just jump to that -- allright. let's see, about -- i'd sayfive. james: including you?jason: including me. james: wow.a five -- >>jason: yeah, not a four --


james: you must have a huge bed. jason: i do. i have a round bed.james: no, you've got a round come on, jason.i wouldn't know where to purchase such a thing. jason: round beds are it.james: where do you buy sheets for a round bed? jason: i don't know where theybought them. i don't know how to answer thatquestion.


i don't really go sheetshopping. i've never been sheet shopping.♪ got the sheets in the -- in the back of the cabgive me the best i've got your body on mygetz just the thought of you gets me so highso high you call methere's nothing -- i want it get up next to youanything and everything just to get up next to youjust to get up next to you oh, just to get upget up ♪


james: you turned down theopportunity to be on broadway, right? jason: i did, rights.james: that's amazing. you can sing opera as well,right? jason: i studied classical musicmy whole life. james: come on, what do youhave? come on, give me some opera. you need to warm up your voice?naaaah! >> naaah, nyaah!


[vocalizing]all right. ♪ and we'll travel on furtherwho knows where and we will ride on the wheelsof a dream ♪ [applause]james: derulo? come on, now.why don't you release an opera album? jason: oh, no, man.james: why not? it would be great. the first hip-hop opera album.


>> ♪ alley oop that dunklet me come and save your life you know what you dowith that big fat butt wigglewiggle wiggle.snonedsnoned james: it's amazing. when you hit the floor, guysmust vanish. can you teach me how to fullyexecute my moves in the car? jason: for sure. james: really?


jason: because you don't want togo too hard. i can, for sure, teach you howto be the swaggiest dude in the club.james: so i'm in the club. give me some moves.jason: keep your drink in your hand.because you want a distraction because you're not really adancer. so you got one hand. and we want to do a littletwo-step. james: ok.


jason: get it going a littlebit. i'm going to show you somethingcalled a dab. it's a new crazy craze.you can surprise them with them. james: checking out the club.so you're the girl. jason: ok. james: and i'm trying to impressyou in the club. so i'll be like -->> hey, darling. jason:jason: hey. i thought you'd be more like --no?


the droolo.-- derulo. jason: that's a little oldschool. james: there it is.there it is. jason: i wouldn't do too much ofthat. that's what i'm talking about. james: you don't mind if we goin your --? already. jason: we got the top down onthis thing. james: here we go.


turn it up.oh, oh, ♪ i know what the girls wanti got lipstick stains on my passporti think i need a new don't speak the languagebut you really don't need to you understand itjames: give them a star tour. this house is being built byjack nicholson as we speak. this house, jennifer aniston'shouse. this is evan's house.that is actually christian bale's car.christian bale, a toyota


corolla. thank you for letting us on yourstar tour. jason: thank y'all.[applause]


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